Ah, consistency. That magical unicorn of productivity that everyone swears by. “Just be consistent, and you’ll reach your goals!” they say. Oh, really, Susan? That’s cute. I’ll be sure to mention that to my ADHD brain, which currently has the attention span of a squirrel on energy drinks.
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The F-Bomb That Saves Relationships: Vocabulary
Let’s talk about some killer phrases to keep in your relationship toolbox. Think of these as the Swiss Army knife of coupledom. They’re small but mighty—just like that one ex you keep trying to forget. Here’s how these little linguistic gems can save your butt:
“The ADHD Guide to Task-Breaking: Because Even Washing a Dish Can Be Overwhelming”
If you’ve got ADHD like me (or you just really suck at life’s “life-ing” parts), you know that a task like “clean the kitchen” might as well be “build a spaceship and colonize Mars.” Your brain short-circuits before you even pick up the sponge. So let’s break down how to break down tasks into bite-sized nuggets of productivity. Or at least bite-sized nuggets of “Eh, close enough.”
Alone on Valentine’s Day? Good! You’re not alone!
“Valentine’s Day is a capitalist scam designed to sell chocolate and creepy stuffed animals, so stop crying into that overpriced gas station ice cream. Instead, embrace your freedom, treat yourself to something awesome, and remember—you’re already enough, you magnificent creature.”
How to Level Up Your Life (Without Rage-Quitting Halfway)
Life’s a game, so go level up—and don’t forget the snacks.