Ah, consistency. That magical unicorn of productivity that everyone swears by. “Just be consistent, and you’ll reach your goals!” they say. Oh, really, Susan? That’s cute. I’ll be sure to mention that to my ADHD brain, which currently has the attention span of a squirrel on energy drinks.
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Stress Management for People Who Want to Punch Everyone
When stress comes barreling in like an unhinged Karen demanding to speak to your manager (who, let’s be honest, is just you pretending you have your life together) and you’re about two seconds away from drop-kicking someone into the next dimension, ask yourself these three questions before you commit a felony.
The F-Bomb That Saves Relationships: Vocabulary
Let’s talk about some killer phrases to keep in your relationship toolbox. Think of these as the Swiss Army knife of coupledom. They’re small but mighty—just like that one ex you keep trying to forget. Here’s how these little linguistic gems can save your butt:
Confidence vs. Arrogance: Are You a Badass or Just a Jackass?
Maybe you’re wondering, “Am I just confident, or do people secretly wish I’d fall into an open manhole?” Great question! Let’s break it down.
Alone on Valentine’s Day? Good! You’re not alone!
“Valentine’s Day is a capitalist scam designed to sell chocolate and creepy stuffed animals, so stop crying into that overpriced gas station ice cream. Instead, embrace your freedom, treat yourself to something awesome, and remember—you’re already enough, you magnificent creature.”